Da Shibbering Cheetos have a pawesome tour bus for our gigs all over Twitterland. Our tour bus is loaded with top notch electronics, state of the art kitchen appliances, and not one, not two, but three party-sized hot tubs. Hey, we're rock stars!
We are driven in luxury by our blind driver, Hoke, otherwise known on Twitter as @BlindMaximus. "Drive us to the Piggly-Wiggly, Hoke!"
Because our crew is so good to us, we bring along the Roadie McGroadie Trailer with us wherever we go. It's filled with our manager, @HanktheDoggy's, most excellent libation creation: BACON BEER, so that we can enjoy a tall, frosty one post concert!